hello, i was wondering if i can get otters addicted to cigarettes and then teach them to go through my 250-step program so i can have them pay me $19.99 per step? is this possible? this feels like the right place to ask.
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they have no money :(
>teach otter to work
>otter have job
>otter now have money
>teach otter to smoke
>otter get addicted
>otter pay for your 250-step program
>?
>PROFITSimple as anon.
When the tobacco industry tried getting them hooked in the '70s they found that they kept going into water, putting out their cigarettes before they got very far into them. Maybe the first step is to invent water-proof tobacco products?
OTTERS DO NOT SMOKE CIGARETTES OR DRINK OR DO DRUGS OR BAD UNHEALTHY THINGS LIKE THAT. THEY LIKE PLAYING IN THE GRASS N SWIMMING AROUND N EATIN FISH N THATS THAT
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